Subbacultcha!

That title taken from a cd looks Indian.

I signed for two packages from Fedex and after I summoned one recepient and he opened his, I peeked in and found gift baskets full of champagne and all that good stuff. Against all reason, he insisted that I return it even after I made him read the gift card. There's a flat explanation for this, but all I have to say is that the business world is too complicated and sneaky for me.
Heck, if he doesn't want it, I'll gladly take it home!